Kim Kardashian West just hosted Saturday Night Live for the first time, and in her monologue, she shared she was surprised to see herself there, too. But she also burned so many family members we should be calling them with aloe vera offers.
Kim Kardashian wants you to know that she’s more than just a pretty face. “And good hair, and good makeup, amazing boobs, and a perfect butt.” Her words.
But she was funnier than a lot of people expected. Actually, than everyone expected.
Kim Kardashian felt no member unmentioned in her monologue. She started with her sisters: ” I’m just so much more than that reference photo my sisters showed their plastic surgeons….”
She shared: “The one thing I’m really proud of is that no one can ever call me a gold digger. Honestly, I’m not even sure how you become one. So I asked my mom’s boyfriend Corey [Gamble].
When it comes to her divorce from Kanye West, Kim shared: “I’ve been very blessed in this life, and I’m grateful for everything, honestly, all the ups, all the downs. I mean, I married the best rapper of all time. Not only that, he’s the richest Black man in America, a talented, legit genius, who gave me four incredible kids. So when I divorced him, you have to know it came down to just one thing: his personality. I know it sounds mean, but people keep telling me that comedy comes from truth. And if there’s one thing that I always strive to be, it’s genuine.”
She even named-dropped OJ Simpson.
